February 2012
me: can you remove all the fat in this section
doctor: you just pointed out your whole body
me: yes can you remove it
lanky weird dude: hey do you like Face to Face?
Therapist: But you're not fat.
Me: That's just your opinion.
Therapist: No, that's everyone else's opinion.
Me: Well then, their opinion doesn't matter because I'm the only one who has a say in whether I'm fat or not because I'm the one who has to live with this body.